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(no subject) [Sep. 29th, 2005|03:53 pm]
Masturbation Station

[mood |cheerfulcheerful]
[music |Bjork - Joga]

I have IBS and it sucks ass.

However, I m in a very good mood today. I love autumn weather more than anything.

I also love love love to masturbate. It's hella-tite
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(no subject) [Jun. 16th, 2005|05:21 pm]
Masturbation Station

[mood |amusedamused]
[music |beck]

you're the only community with disco biscuits listed as one of its interests.
this is a sweet community. even if you are dead as anything.
i think you/we should try to get some activity. because it's funny.

no i don't have herpes
i will not show you my new haircuts
i love radiohead
i love making fun of bad music
i have never been constipated.
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(no subject) [May. 15th, 2005|12:47 am]
Masturbation Station
[mood |delicious]

one time i was walking my dog and we saw this possum, just kind of sitting there.
he growled at us a bit and then we went our separate paths.

afterwards, i contracted a little annoyence called HERPES.
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Gr8 on just about anything [Sep. 20th, 2004|12:16 am]
Masturbation Station

[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Parliament: The Clones of Dr. Funkenstein]

I got me some mini bagels and I'm chillin' with my mix CD and Dr. Funkenstein. Other than that SeaLab 2021 rocks, I need to take a shower, and I hope this community gets bigger.

Oh, I like masterbating.
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pump the jams and so on [Jul. 18th, 2004|04:38 am]
Masturbation Station
[mood |erotic]
[music |ummm...the beegee's. well no but...]

goddammit if i'm gonna be the first and only member, let's make it count.

1. before i turn 18, i will be intimate with many a-minor.
2. especially my friends little sisters AHAHAHAHA.

keep it real, and sexy.

-siena e. matyas esquire
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